The funnest part about blogging for me is thinking of a title. This time I just couldnt decide though.
My host asked me why Portugal last night. To which I embarrasingly answered that up until about a year ago, I thought Christopher Columbus was Portugeuse. For a guy who loves the story of CC so much, you would think he would know his nationality.
Catarina was very quick to recorrect me though. Apparantly the first authority that Chris approached, was in fact the Portugeuse monarchy. Whether he was born in Portugal is up for debate, but ask any Portugeuse person and they will tell you so! I think ill go with the Portugeuse here.
Where for out thou GPS? In the accident my phone got thrown somewhere as I was using its GPS to find my backpackers. Now Iºve been wondering the streets with a map, too which I am totally useless at using.
To be fair, the GPS didnt really work that well anyway. Because the buildings of the streets are so high, you can never really get good satellite coverage, and it would update so slowly that you could never really tell your direction. My solution? I bought a compass! Once I got the hang of using both I could find anything. Yes, I know, brilliant.
Time to be a tourist
Ag ja, Iºll title my paragraphs as well!
I set out early today to enjoy my last full day of Lisbon. Catarina supplied me with a map last night, and pointed me to this area where she stated my only responsility of staying with them, is that I go and try the pastry there. I immediately thought to myself, its time to find that bloody chocolate eclaire!
My fellow blogger and unicorn friend (www.findingmypony.wordpress.com) will tell you of my search for the ultimate chocolate eclaire. Will I find it, we will have to see…
My day started how any good day in Europe should, with a coffee for breakfast. Fuck the coffees good here! After that it was time for my love affair with the Metro to continue. I reloaded my zapper card, and road aimlessly around until I found a spot I liked.
best way to start the day
my new area
you are amazing
thing about the metro here is that its the underground stations are huge, its like missioning through and airport
It just so happened to be the city centre, the location of that dreaded Gay pride festival. I decided to get the hell out of there, and jumped on the first Tram I saw. These things are bloody amazing! We almost hit like three cars. I find it so cool how they run on the same roads as cars do.
Dear Tram, I love you, I love you so much that words cannot describe! Forever yours, Larry
dom naai
I arrived in pastry heaven, the area is called Bellem, and saw this huge bloody tower over looking the river. There wasnt much debate between me and, well me, if we should go up. Ag Ja! The view was amazing.
that is one giant penis
im guessing these dudes were explorers
golden gate bridge. one would be forgiven for thinking youºre in San Fran Sico, bridge and trams!
larry lakeshore, larry lakeshore, larry lakeshore, LARRY BLOODY LAKESHORE
siiiiiiic
apparantly discovering the cape of good hope was a major event in portugeuse history. yes, sometimes i do tell you useful things
From there I went to the modern art museum. I didn’t really understand the art, but definitely appreciated it. Its free by the way.
its the larry lakeshore band
backwards man, the backwards man
i would love to take a betty in there
you see why?
who needs a chinese tourist when youºve got this room?!
My stomach started to argue with me that it was now lunch time. So I set out on my pastry mission, in search of my chocolate eclaire. Alas, no chocolate eclaire… But I did find some sort of pizza pie or something! Was bloody delicious.
just wait for my post on the pizza taco…
lost in translation
I tried a few other museums, the planatarium, but unfortunately not much was open on a Monday. If you want to know the opening times, I’m not a fucking tourist guide, buy the book! After having much of bellem covered, I decided to head back to the city centre.
Now I love walking, its the best part about exploring a foreign city. But if theres one thing I hate doing its backtracking. Now begins my story, worthy of the Truman show.
Along the river runs a fast train and I thought I would try it out. Thing is you have to cross this main road to get to it. I couldnt find a pedestrian crossing with traffic lights to stop cars though! After what happened I’ve stopped all forms of J-walking, and have no faith in the cars giving way like a zebra crossing. So I walked, then I went back, then i found an under ground, then I couldnt figure out the ticket machine (cant zap with this train), then I walked backed, then I decided to try again, then I got caught trying to ride for free, then I walked back, and I walked, and I walked. And then, and then, and then, AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!
yeah right!
So i decided to walk the distance, and about halfway I found a pedestrian crossing with lights! Ag ja!
there is a god
Caught the tram, fuck I love these things. And it was then, close to the centre, that my eyes caught a glimpse of something so beautiful I wanted to cry. I dived for the Farar switch (stop), and sprinted to my baby.
you have the best job in the world…
chocolate penis, yum
Not quite a chocolate eclaire, but close enough! I walked in the shop, and found something even better!
im gonna eat you..
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Also, not quite a chocolate eclaire, but I’m getting very warm, and i think the day draws closer that my dream will be realised.
My flights leaving soon to Madrid, so im just gonna post some photos now.
im not sure what that is…
i dont wanna spoil the surprise, but im an engineer. look at the pole bending…
you would be forgiven for thinking youºre in brazil…